Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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