So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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