do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
