The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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