they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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