i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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