Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize