Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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