Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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