let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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