I think I am morally bankrupt
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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