you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He passed out mid-signature
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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