i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My pussy is not your playground.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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