do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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