so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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