how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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