he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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