I'm lost and stupid without you.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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