I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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