i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just want nice things and good sex
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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