Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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