writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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