where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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