at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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