I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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