It's like God shit irony all over that family
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
