So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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