Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Did I show you my penis last night?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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