dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Randomize
