Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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