hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
How drunk are you?
Completed.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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