can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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