dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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