Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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