6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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