A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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