Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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