well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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