smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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