question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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