is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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