I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
