Porn is love you can see.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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