its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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