Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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