doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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