Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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