a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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