On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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