he thought i was a dude.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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