this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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