am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
how drunk are you?
Several
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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