Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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